Hamlet: Act 2, Scene 2

           Flourish. Enter KING and QUEEN,

           ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN,
          [and Attendants.]
           
      KING
  1   Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!
  2   Moreover that we much did long to see you,
2. Moreover that: besides the fact that.

  3   The need we have to use you did provoke
3. use: employ.

  4   Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
4. hasty sending: sudden summons.

  5   Of Hamlet's transformation; so call it,
  6   Sith nor the exterior nor the inward man
6. Sith: Since.

  7   Resembles that it was. What it should be,
  8   More than his father's death, that thus hath put him
  9   So much from th' understanding of himself,
 10   I cannot dream of. I entreat you both,
 11   That, being of so young days brought up with him,
11. of so young days: from early youth.

 12   And sith so neighbor'd to his youth and havior,
12. sith . . . havior: since you are so close to him in age and manners.

 13   That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
13. vouchsafe your rest: be pleased to stay.

 14   Some little time, so by your companies
 15   To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather,
15. pleasures: amusements.

 16   So much as from occasion you may glean,
16. So . . . glean: so much as you can pick up at any opportune moment.

 17   Whether aught, to us unknown, afflicts him thus,
17. aught: anything.

 18   That, open'd, lies within our remedy.
18. open'd: revealed. lies within our remedy: is something that we can cure.


      QUEEN
 19   Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you;
 20   And sure I am two men there are not living
 21   To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
21. more adheres: is more attached.

 22   To show us so much gentry and good will
22. gentry: courtesy.

 23   As to expend your time with us awhile,
 24   For the supply and profit of our hope,
24. For . . . hope: in order to support and bring to a successful outcome what I hope to accomplish.

 25   Your visitation shall receive such thanks
 26   As fits a king's remembrance.
25-26. Your . . . remembrance: The king is promising a rich reward to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.


      ROSENCRANTZ
                                                   Both your majesties
 27   Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,
 28   Put your dread pleasures more into command
 29   Than to entreaty.
26-29.  Both . . . entreaty: i.e., because you are our king and queen, you could command us to do whatever you want, rather than ask us.


      GUILDENSTERN
                                   But we both obey,
 30   And here give up ourselves, in the full bent
30. in the full bent: most willingly, and to our utmost capacity.

 31   To lay our service freely at your feet,
 32   To be commanded.

      KING
 33   Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.

      QUEEN
 34   Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz:
 35   And I beseech you instantly to visit
 36   My too much changed son. Go, some of you,
 37   And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

      GUILDENSTERN
 38   Heavens make our presence and our practises
38. our presence and our practises: our company and our efforts [to help Hamlet].

 39   Pleasant and helpful to him!

      QUEEN
                                                 Ay, amen!

           Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ
           and GUILDENSTERN,
           [and Attendants.]

           Enter POLONIUS.

      POLONIUS
 40   Th' ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
 41   Are joyfully return'd.

      KING
 42   Thou still hast been the father of good news.
42. still: always.


      POLONIUS
 43   Have I, my lord? I assure my good liege,
43. liege: sovereign.

 44   I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,
 45   Both to my God and to my gracious king:
 46   And I do think, or else this brain of mine
 47   Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
47. Hunts not the trail of policy: i.e., doesn't smell out the trail of politics.

 48   As it hath used to do, that I have found
 49   The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy.

      KING
 50   O, speak of that; that do I long to hear.

      POLONIUS
 51   Give first admittance to the ambassadors;
 52   My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.
52. fruit: dessert.


      KING
 53   Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in.

           Exit POLONIUS.

 54   He tells me, my dear Gertrude, he hath found
 55   The head and source of all your son's distemper.
55. head: i.e., primary cause.  distemper: [mental] illness.


      QUEEN
 56   I doubt it is no other but the main;
56. doubt: suspect.  main: i.e., main cause.

 57   His father's death, and our o'erhasty marriage.

      KING
 58   Well, we shall sift him.
58. sift him: i.e., thoroughly investigate the cause of his problem.


           Enter Ambassadors [VOLTEMAND
           and CORNELIUS, with POLONIUS].
           

                                             Welcome, my good friends!
 59   Say, Voltemand, what from our brother Norway?
59. our brother Norway: i.e., my fellow-king, the king of Norway. ...more


      VOLTEMAND
 60   Most fair return of greetings and desires.
60. desires: i.e., your requests.

 61   Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
61. Upon our first: i.e., as soon as we mentioned it.

 62   His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd
62. His nephew's levies: i.e., Fortinbras' raising of a military force.

 63   To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack;
63. the Polack: the Poles; the Polish nation. ...more

 64   But, better look'd into, he truly found
 65   It was against your highness: whereat grieved,
65. griev'd: aggrieved, offended.

 66   That so his sickness, age and impotence
66. impotence: weakness.

 67   Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests
67. falsely borne in hand: deceptively taken advantage of.  sends out arrests: issues cease and desist orders.

 68   On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys;
 69   Receives rebuke from Norway, and in fine
69. in fine: in the end.

 70   Makes vow before his uncle never more
 71   To give the assay of arms against your majesty.
71. give the assay of arms: i.e., attempt an armed action.

 72   Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
 73   Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee,
73. in annual fee: i.e., promised as an annual payment.

 74   And his commission to employ those soldiers,
74. commission: official permission.

 75   So levied as before, against the Polack:
 76   With an entreaty, herein further shown,
76. herein further shown: i.e., with the details spelled out in this document.


           [Giving a paper.]

 77   That it might please you to give quiet pass
77. give quiet pass: i.e., give permission to travel without any trouble.

 78   Through your dominions for this enterprise,
 79   On such regards of safety and allowance
 80   As therein are set down.
79-80. On . . . down: with such safeguards and provisos as are written down [in the diplomatic document from the King of Norway].


      KING
                                          It likes us well;
80. likes: pleases.

 81   And at our more consider'd time we'll read,
81. at our more consider'd time: i.e., at a time when I can consider [the matter] more carefully.

 82   Answer, and think upon this business.
 83   Meantime we thank you for your well-took labor.
 84   Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together.
 85   Most welcome home!

           Exeunt Ambassadors [VOLTEMAND
           and CORNELIUS].

      POLONIUS
                                       This business is well ended.
 86   My liege, and madam, to expostulate
86. expostulate: expound upon.

 87   What majesty should be, what duty is,
 88   Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
 89   Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
 90   Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
90. wit: sound sense, eloquence.

 91   And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
 92   I will be brief. Your noble son is mad.
 93   Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
 94   What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
 95   But let that go.

      QUEEN
                                    More matter, with less art.
95. matter: substance.  art i.e., rhetorical art; empty flourishes.


      POLONIUS
 96   Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
 97   That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
 98   And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
98. figure: figure of speech. The figure of speech which Polonius uses throughout this speech (even after he has promised to use "no art") is antanaclasis, the use of the same word in different senses.

 99   But farewell it, for I will use no art.
100   Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains
101   That we find out the cause of this effect,
102   Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
103   For this effect defective comes by cause:
103. For . . . cause: Polonius uses a lot of words to say that Hamlet's madness must have a cause.

104   Thus it remains, and the remainder thus.
104. Thus . . . thus:

105   Perpend.
105. Perpend: Consider.

106   I have a daughter—have while she is mine—
107   Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,
108   Hath given me this. Now gather, and surmise.

           [Reads.]

109   "To the celestial and my soul's idol, the most
110   beautified Ophelia,"—
110. beautified: adorned with many beauties. "Beautify" was a fairly common word, and I don't know just why Polonius objects to it.

111   That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; "beautified" is
112   a vile phrase: but you shall hear. Thus:

           [Reads.]

113   "In her excellent white bosom, these," etc.
113. In her excellent white bosom, these: i.e., may you keep these words in your heart (?). I believe that the "etc." is Polonius' way of saying that the words he is about to skip are the usual kind of silly stuff written by lovers.


      QUEEN
114   Came this from Hamlet to her?

      POLONIUS
115   Good madam, stay awhile; I will be faithful.
115. stay awhile: wait a minute. I will be faithful: I will read the letter just as it is written (?).


           [Reads the] letter.

116        "Doubt thou the stars are fire;
117         Doubt that the sun doth move;
117. the sun doth move:

118         Doubt truth to be a liar;
118. Doubt: Here, "doubt" is used in the sense of "suspect."

119         But never doubt I love.
120   O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers;
120. ill at these numbers: bad at versifying. ...more

121   I have not art to reckon my groans: but that
121. reckon: (1) count; (2) number metrically, as when writing verse.  The "groans" to which Hamlet refers are expressions of the pain which the stereotypical love-lorn man was supposed to experience.

122   I love thee best, O most best, believe it. Adieu.
123      Thine evermore most dear lady,
124        whilst this machine is to him, Hamlet."
124. whilst this machine is to him: while his body belongs to him; i.e., my whole life.

125   This, in obedience, hath my daughter shown me,
126   And more above, hath his solicitings,
127   As they fell out by time, by means and place,
128   All given to mine ear.
126-128. And more above . . . ear: i.e., and furthermore, Ophelia has told me all about Hamlet's pleas for her love—when they happened, how they were delivered, and in what place they happened.


      KING
128                                       But how hath she
129   Received his love?

      POLONIUS
129                                 What do you think of me?

      KING
130   As of a man faithful and honorable.

      POLONIUS
131   I would fain prove so. But what might you think,
131. I would fain prove so: i.e., I am eager to show that I am indeed faithful and honorable.

132   When I had seen this hot love on the wing—
133   As I perceived it, I must tell you that,
134   Before my daughter told me—what might you,
135   Or my dear majesty your queen here, think,
136   If I had play'd the desk or table-book,
136. play'd . . . table-book: i.e., said nothing. ...more

137   Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb,
137. winking: closing of the eyes.  mute and dumb: The two words mean the same thing; Polonius is always long-winded.

138   Or look'd upon this love with idle sight;
138. with idle sight: i.e., without understanding or action.

139   What might you think? No, I went round to work,
139. round: straightforwardly.

140   And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
140. bespeak: address.

141   "Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star;
141. out of thy star: i.e., above your lot in life.

142   This must not be." And then I precepts gave her,
143   That she should lock herself from his resort,
143. his resort: visits from him.

144   Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.
144. tokens: love tokens; keepsakes.

145   Which done, she took the fruits of my advice;
145. took . . . advice: i.e., followed my advice.

146   And he, repelled—a short tale to make—
146. a short tale to make: to tell the story shortly.

147   Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,
147. fast: refusal to eat.

148   Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,
148. watch: sleeplessness.

149   Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension,
149. lightness: lightheadedness.  declension: decline, deterioration.

150   Into the madness wherein now he raves,
151   And all we mourn for.

      KING
152   Do you think 'tis this?

      QUEEN
                                          It may be, very likely.

      POLONIUS
153   Hath there been such a time—I'd fain know that—
153. fain: gladly.

154   That I have positively said "'Tis so,"
155   When it proved otherwise?

      KING
                                           Not that I know.

      POLONIUS [Pointing to his head and shoulder.]
156   Take this from this, if this be otherwise:
157   If circumstances lead me, I will find
157. circumstances: circumstantial evidence.

158   Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
159   Within the center.
159. center: center of the earth; i.e., the most hidden place.


      KING
                                   How may we try it further?
159. try it: test it. The "it" is Polonius' theory about the cause of Hamlet's madness.


      POLONIUS
160   You know, sometimes he walks four hours together
161   Here in the lobby.

      QUEEN
                                     So he does indeed.

      POLONIUS
162   At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him:
163   Be you and I behind an arras then;
163. arras: hanging tapestry.

164   Mark the encounter. If he love her not
165   And be not from his reason fall'n thereon,
165. thereon: because of that.

166   Let me be no assistant for a state,
166. Let . . . carters: i.e., let me not be an important counselor in matters of state, but run a farm and employ common laborers.

167   But keep a farm and carters.

      KING
                                               We will try it.
167. try it: test it. King Claudius is agreeing to Polonius' plan to hide behind an arras and observe an encounter between Hamlet and Ophelia.


           Enter HAMLET, [reading a book].

      QUEEN
168   But, look, where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.

      POLONIUS
169   Away, I do beseech you, both away:
170   I'll board him presently.
170. board: accost. presently: at once.


           Exeunt King and Queen.

                                           O, give me leave.
171   How does my good Lord Hamlet?

      HAMLET
172   Well, God-a-mercy.
172. God-a-mercy: i.e., thank you.


      POLONIUS
173   Do you know me, my lord?

      HAMLET
174   Excellent well; you are a fishmonger.
174. fishmonger: seller of fish. Editors often explain this as slang for a pimp, but there is no evidence for that meaning in Shakespeare's day.


      POLONIUS
175   Not I, my lord.

Illustrator: Kenny Meadows


      HAMLET
176   Then I would you were so honest a man.

      POLONIUS
177   Honest, my lord!

      HAMLET
178   Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be
179   one man picked out of ten thousand.

      POLONIUS
180   That's very true, my lord.

      HAMLET
181   For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a
182   good kissing carrion—Have you a daughter?
182. good kissing carrion: dead flesh good enough for the sun to kiss. This is the first part of a a rather nasty comparison, which Hamlet finishes in his next speech. The comparison is between the birth of maggots from the carcass of a dog, and the birth of a baby from a woman.


      POLONIUS
183   I have, my lord.

      HAMLET
184   Let her not walk i' th' sun. Conception is a
184. Conception: (1) understanding; (2) conceiving a child. Hamlet is mocking both Polonius' lack of understanding and his over-protective attitude towards Ophelia.

185   blessing: but not as your daughter may conceive.
186   Friend, look to 't.

      POLONIUS [Aside.]
187    How say you by that? Still harping on my daughter:
188   yet he knew me not at first; 'a said I was a fishmonger.
189   'A is far gone, far gone: and truly in my youth I
190   suffered much extremity for love—very near this. I'll
191   speak to him again.—What do you read, my lord?

      HAMLET
192   Words, words, words.

      POLONIUS
193   What is the matter, my lord?
193. What is the matter, my lord?: Polonius asks about the subject matter of Hamlet's book, but Hamlet deliberately takes the word "matter" to mean "cause for a quarrel."


      HAMLET

194   Between who?
Polonius and Hamlet; Hamlet with a book
Illustrator: Sir John Gilbert

      POLONIUS
195   I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

      HAMLET
196   Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
197   that old men have grey beards, that their faces are
198   wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
198. purging: discharging.

199   plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of
200   wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
201   though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
202   I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
202. honesty: decency; a fitting thing.

203   yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
204   you could go backward.

      POLONIUS [Aside.]
205   Though this be madness, yet there is method
205. method: some sense; a connection among the ideas.

206   in 't. Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
206. Will you walk out of the air, my lord?: Polonius is inviting Hamlet to come inside, because fresh air was thought to be bad for an invalid, such as Hamlet, who is (in Polonius' opinion) mad. Shakespeare has apparently forgotten that the scene started inside, in the "lobby."


      HAMLET
207   Into my grave.

      POLONIUS [Aside.]
208   Indeed, that is out o' the air.
209   How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness
209. pregnant: full of meaning.  happiness: a lucky expressiveness.

210   that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity
211   could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will
211. prosperously be delivered of: successfully express.

212   leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of
212. suddenly: at once.

213   meeting between him and my daughter.—My honorable
214   lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.

      HAMLET
215   You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
216   more willingly part withal: except my life, except
217   my life, except my life.

      POLONIUS
218   Fare you well, my lord.

      HAMLET
219   These tedious old fools!

           Enter GUILDENSTERN
           and ROSENCRANTZ.

      POLONIUS
220   You go to seek the Lord Hamlet; there he is.

      ROSENCRANTZ  [To Polonius.]
221   God save you, sir!

           [Exit POLONIUS.]

      GUILDENSTERN
222   My honored lord!

      ROSENCRANTZ
223   My most dear lord!

      HAMLET
224   My excellent good friends! How dost thou,
225   Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads,
226   how do ye both?

      ROSENCRANTZ
227   As the indifferent children of the earth.
227. indifferent: average, ordinary.


      GUILDENSTERN
228   Happy, in that we are not over-happy, on
229   Fortune's cap we are not the very button.

      HAMLET
230   Nor the soles of her shoe?

      ROSENCRANTZ
231   Neither, my lord.

      HAMLET
232   Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of
233   her favors?

      GUILDENSTERN
234   'Faith, her privates we.
234. privates: (1) intimate friends; (2) private parts.


      HAMLET
235   In the secret parts of Fortune? O, most true; she
236   is a strumpet. What news?
236. strumpet: slut. Fortune (i.e., chance, luck) was often called a strumpet, because she grants favors to all men, without regard to their worthiness.  What news?: i.e., what's up?; what's happening?


      ROSENCRANTZ
237   None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.

      HAMLET
238   Then is doomsday near. But your news is not true.
239   Let me question more in particular: what have you,
240   my good friends, deserved at the hands of Fortune,
241   that she sends you to prison hither?

      GUILDENSTERN
242   Prison, my lord!

      HAMLET
243   Denmark's a prison.

      ROSENCRANTZ
244   Then is the world one.

      HAMLET
245   A goodly one, in which there are many confines,
245. confines: places of confinement.

246   wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the
246. wards: cells.

247   worst.

      ROSENCRANTZ
248   We think not so, my lord.

      HAMLET
249   Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing
250   either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To
251   me it is a prison.

      ROSENCRANTZ
252   Why then, your ambition makes it one; 'tis too
253   narrow for your mind.

      HAMLET
254   O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count
255   myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
256   have bad dreams.

      GUILDENSTERN
257   Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very
258   substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow
259   of a dream.

      HAMLET
260   A dream itself is but a shadow.

      ROSENCRANTZ
261   Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a
262   quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.

      HAMLET
263   Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and
264   outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we
263-264. Then . . . shadows:

265   to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.
265. by my fay: by my faith.  I cannot reason: i.e., I can't keep up this exchange of witty remarks.


      ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
266   We'll wait upon you.
266. We'll wait upon you: we'll accompany you and be your attendants.


      HAMLET
267   No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest
267. sort you with: consider you to be in the same class as.

268   of my servants, for, to speak to you like an honest
269   man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the
269. dreadfully attended: execrably waited upon.

270   beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?
269-270. in . . . friendship: i.e., please just answer me as a friend.  what make you at Elsinore?: what are you doing at Elsinore?


      ROSENCRANTZ
271   To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.

      HAMLET
272   Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I
273   thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are
274   too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it
273-274. are too dear a halfpenny: too expensive at the price of a halfpenny; i.e., not worth much.

275   your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come,
276   deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.
276. justly: honestly.


      GUILDENSTERN
277   What should we say, my lord?

      HAMLET
278   Why, anything, but to th' purpose. You were sent
278. Why, anything, but to th' purpose: i.e., get to the point. ...more

279   for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks
280   which your modesties have not craft enough to color:
280. your modesties have not craft enough to color: i.e., your sense of shame prevents you from covering up.

281   I know the good king and queen have sent for you.

      ROSENCRANTZ
282   To what end, my lord?

      HAMLET
283   That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by
283. conjure: entreat.

284   the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of
285   our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved
284-285. consonancy of our youth: similarity of our ages.

286   love, and by what more dear a better proposer could
287   charge you withal, be even and direct with me,
286-287. by . . .  withal: i.e., by whatever is more precious that a more eloquent person could come up with.  Hamlet is using high-flown language to mock the hypocrisy of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.  even: frank, honest.

288   whether you were sent for, or no?

      ROSENCRANTZ [Aside to Guildenstern.]
289   What say you?

      HAMLET [Aside.]
290   Nay, then, I have an eye of you.—If you
290. an eye of you: an eye on you.

291   love me, hold not off.
Hamlet saying 'I have an eye of you' to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
"I have an eye of you"

      GUILDENSTERN
292   My lord, we were sent for.

      HAMLET
293   I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent
294   your discovery, and your secrecy to the king and
293-294. so . . . discovery: i.e., by telling you what you want to know before you ask, I will make it unnecessary for you to be revealed as spies.

295   queen moult no feather. I have of late—but wherefore
296   I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of
297   exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my
296-297. custom of exercises: usual exercises.

298   disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to
299   me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy,
300   the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament,
300. brave: splendid.

301   this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why,
301. fretted: ornamented as with fretwork. ...more

302   it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent
303   congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man!
303. piece of work: masterpiece.

304   How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties,
304. faculties: abilities.

305   in form and moving how express and admirable,
305. express: exact.

306   in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
307   a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!
308   And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man
308. quintessence: purest essence. In ancient philosophy, the "quintessence" (fifth essence) is superior to the four essences (air, fire, earth, water) of this world; it the essence of all essences. Therefore Hamlet's phrase, "quintessence of dust," is very ironic.

309   delights not me—no, nor woman neither, though by
310   your smiling you seem to say so.

      ROSENCRANTZ
311   My lord, there was no such stuff in my
312   thoughts.

      HAMLET
313   Why did you laugh then, when I said "man delights
314   not me"?

      ROSENCRANTZ
315   To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what
316   lenten entertainment the players shall receive from
316. lenten entertainment: meager reception. Lent is a period of fasting.

317   you. We coted them on the way; and hither are they
317. coted: overtook and passed.

318   coming, to offer you service.

      HAMLET
319   He that plays the king shall be welcome; his majesty
320   shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight
321   shall use his foil and target; the lover shall not
321. foil and target: light fencing sword and small shield.

322   sigh gratis; the humorous man shall end his part
322. gratis: without reward.  humorous man: comic stage character defined by an obsession,a 'humor'.

323   in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose
324   lungs are tickle o' th' sere; and the lady shall
324. tickle o' th' sere: i.e., easily made to laugh.

325   say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt
325. halt: limp. Maybe the idea is that if the actor playing the lady's part has to omit certain offensive words, the blank verse wouldn't sound right.

326   for't. What players are they?

      ROSENCRANTZ
327   Even those you were wont to take delight in,
328   the tragedians of the city.

      HAMLET
329   How chances it they travel? their residence,
329. residence: i.e., staying at home in the city.

330   both in reputation and profit, was better both
331   ways.

      ROSENCRANTZ
332   I think their inhibition comes by the means of the
333   late innovation.
332-333. inhibition: hindrance [to playing in the city].  late: recent. innovation: Shakespeare is probably alluding to the vogue for troupes of boy actors which arose in London about the time Hamlet was first performed.


      HAMLET
334   Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was
335   in the city? are they so followed?
335. the city: Although Hamlet is set in the Elsinore, castle of the Danish king, Shakespeare seems to be thinking of England, where "the city" always referred to London, the center of all political and cultural activity.  are they so followed? i.e., do people still talk about them and attend their performances as they used to?


      ROSENCRANTZ
336   No, indeed, are they not.

      HAMLET
337   How comes it? do they grow rusty?

      ROSENCRANTZ
338   Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but
338. their . . . pace: i.e., they perform as well as they ever did.

339   there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
339. aery: nest.  eyases: unfledged hawks.

340   that cry out on the top of question, and are most
340. cry . . . question: cry shrilly, dominating the controversy.

341   tyrannically clapp'd for't: these are now the
341. tyrannically clapp'd: domineeringly applauded.

342   fashion, and so berattle the common stages—so they
342. berattle: berate, satirize.  common stages: i.e., public theatres [such as Shakespeare's Globe]. ...more

343   call them—that many wearing rapiers are afraid of
344   goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.
344. goose-quills: pens [of satirical playwrights].


      HAMLET
345   What, are they children? who maintains 'em? how are
346   they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
346. escoted: financially supported. quality: profession [of acting]. 

347   longer than they can sing? will they not say
348   afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common
347-348.no . . . sing?: i.e., only until their voices change.

349   players—as it is most like, if their means are no
348-349. grow themselves to common players: themselves become regular actors.

350   better—their writers do them wrong, to make them
351   exclaim against their own succession?
351. exclaim against their own succession: denounce their own future profession.


      ROSENCRANTZ
352   'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
352. to do: ado.

353   the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
353. tarre: incite, urge on. The verb "tarre" was usually used in connection with dog fights.

354   controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
355   for argument, unless the poet and the player went to
356   cuffs in the question.
354-356. there was . . . in the question: i.e., for a while it was not possible to sell a proposal for a play, unless the action contained a scene in which a poet and an actor ("player") had a fistfight. argument: plot outline. in the question: in the action.


      HAMLET
357   Is't possible?

      GUILDENSTERN
358   O, there has been much throwing about of
359   brains.

      HAMLET
360   Do the boys carry it away?
360. carry it away: win the day.


      ROSENCRANTZ
361   Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his
362   load too.
361-362. Hercules . . . too: One of Hercules' labors was to hold up the world in the place of Atlas, and the sign of the Globe theater depicted Hercules holding up the world. These two allusions say that the boy players have taken the world by storm and so taken away customers from the adult actors.


      HAMLET
363   It is not very strange; for mine uncle is king of
364   Denmark, and those that would make mouths at
364. mouths: derisive faces.

365   him while my father lived, give twenty, forty,
366   fifty, an hundred ducats apiece for his picture
366. ducats: gold coins.

367   in little. 'Sblood, there is something in this more
367. in little: in miniature. 'Sblood: by his [Christ's] blood.

368   than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
368. philosophy: i.e., natural philosophy, science.


        A flourish [for the Players].
flourish: trumpet fanfare.


      GUILDENSTERN
369   There are the players.
369. There are the players: i.e., that trumpet flourish means that the acting company has arrived.


      HAMLET
370   Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands,
370. Your hands: i.e., shake hands.

371   come then. Th' appurtenance of welcome is fashion
371-375. come then: i.e., come on, shake hands!

372   and ceremony. Let me comply with you in this garb,
373   lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you,
374   must show fairly outward, should more appear like
375   entertainment than yours. You are welcome. But my
Th' appurtenance . . . yours: i.e., the formalities of giving a welcome are determined by current fashion and ceremony. So, let me observe the usual formalities, lest my more enthusiastic welcome to the players—which, I have to tell you, must appear very warm—should appear more sincere than my welcome to you.

376   uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.

      GUILDENSTERN
377   In what, my dear lord?

      HAMLET
378   I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is
378. I am but mad north-north-west: i.e., I am only a mad under particular conditions. ...more

379   southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
379. I know a hawk from a handsaw: "Hawk" is the name of both a bird and a plasterer's tool. Also, it's possible that "handsaw" is a pun on "hernshaw," a heron. In any case, Hamlet is wittily warning Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (and via them, the King and Queen) that he is not easily deceived.

           Enter POLONIUS.

      POLONIUS
380   Well be with you, gentlemen!

      HAMLET
381   Hark you, Guildenstern; and you too: at each ear a
382   hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet
383   out of his swaddling-clouts.

      ROSENCRANTZ
384   Happily he's the second time come to them; for they
384. Happily: Haply, perhaps.

385   say an old man is twice a child.
385. twice: i.e., for the second time.


      HAMLET
386   I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players;
387   mark it.—You say right, sir: o' Monday morning;
387.  mark it: i.e., watch for it.
387-388. You say right, sir: o' Monday morning; 'twas so indeed: Hamlet pretends to be deeply involved in a conversation, and is expecting that Polonius will interrupt, because Polonius is so full of the importance of his news, and full of himself.

388   'twas so indeed.

      POLONIUS
389   My lord, I have news to tell you.

      HAMLET
390   My lord, I have news to tell you.
391   When Roscius was an actor in Rome—
391. Roscius: Roscius (d. 62 B.C.E.) was a famous Roman actor. Hamlet is mocking Polonius. Polonius' news is old news, and Hamlet offers to tell him even older news.


      POLONIUS
392   The actors are come hither, my lord.

      HAMLET
393   Buzz, buzz!
393. Buzz: "Buzz" is still (C.E. 2020) a word for the newest rumor, gossip, or fad. But Hamlet is being sarcastic; Polonius' "buzz" is not really new; it is more like the idle buzzing of a fly.


      POLONIUS
394   Upon mine honor—

      HAMLET
395   Then came each actor on his ass—
395. ass: donkey.


      POLONIUS
396   The best actors in the world, either for tragedy,
397   comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical,
397. pastoral: a literary work which idealizes the simplicity and wisdom of shepherds and other rural types.

398   historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-
399   comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or
399. scene individable: play observing the unity of place.

400   poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor
400. poem unlimited: i.e., play which is not bound by the limits of neo-classical rules.

401   Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the
402   liberty, these are the only men.
400-402. Seneca: tragic playwright. Plautus: comic playwright. ...more  For . . . liberty: i.e., for drama which follows the neo-classical rules, and for drama which is free.


      HAMLET
403   O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure
403. Jephthah, judge of Israel: This is the title of a ballad of Shakespeare's time, from which Hamlet goes on to quote. ...more

404   hadst thou!

      POLONIUS
405   What a treasure had he, my lord?

      HAMLET
406   Why,
407   "One fair daughter and no more,
408   The which he loved passing well."
408. passing: surpassingly.


      POLONIUS [Aside.]
409    Still on my daughter.

      HAMLET
410   Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?

      POLONIUS
411   If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter
412   that I love passing well.

      HAMLET
413   Nay, that follows not.
413. Nay, that follows not: Literally, Hamlet means, "That's not the next verse"; figuratively, he means, "you do not understand the implications of what follows."


      POLONIUS
414   What follows, then, my lord?

      HAMLET
415   Why,
416         "As by lot, God wot,"
416. lot: chance. wot: knows.    Here is the text of the ballad.

417   and then, you know,
418         "It came to pass, as most like it was,"—
418. It . . . was: it happened to happen, as was most likely.

419   the first row of the pious chanson will show you
419. row: stanza. chanson: song, ballad.

420   more; for look, where my abridgement comes.
420. abridgment: (1) interruption; something that cuts short something else. (2) diversion, entertainment.


           Enter the PLAYERS.

421   You are welcome, masters; welcome, all. I am glad
422   to see thee well. Welcome, good friends. O, my old
423   friend! thy face is valenc'd since I saw thee last:
423. valanc'd: i.e., fringed with a beard. ...more

424   comest thou to beard me in Denmark? What, my young
424. beard: pick a quarrel. young lady and mistress: Hamlet is speaking to an teenage actor who plays women's parts.

425   lady and mistress! By'r lady, your ladyship is
426   nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the
427   altitude of a chopine. Pray God, your voice, like
427. chopine: extreme platform shoe. ...more

428   a piece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the
428. a piece of uncurrent gold: a gold coin that is not lawful currency. ...more

429   ring. Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en
430   to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see:
430. like French falconers: i.e., freely, without being too choosy.

431   we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste
431. straight: straightway, at once.

432   of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
432. quality: professional skill.


      First Player
433   What speech, my lord?

      HAMLET
434   I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was never
435   acted; or, if it was, not above once; for the play, I
436   remember, pleased not the million; 'twas caviary to
436-437. caviary to the general: caviare to the multitude, i.e., a dish too elegant for ordinary people.

437   the general: but it was—as I received it, and others,
438   whose judgments in such matters cried in the top
439   of mine—an excellent play, well digested in the scenes,
438-439. whose . . . mine: i.e., whose judgments in such matters were better than mine. digested: arranged.

440   set down with as much modesty as cunning.
440. set . . . cunning: written with as much discretion as skill.

441   I remember, one said there were no sallets in the lines
441. sallets: salads, i.e., spicy jokes.

442   to make the matter savory, nor no matter in the phrase
442. savory: zesty.  phrase: mode of expression.

443   that might indict the author of affectation; but called it an
443. indict: convict.

444   honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by
445   very much more handsome than fine. One speech
445. handsome: fitting.  fine: flashy.

446   in it I chiefly loved: 'twas Aeneas' tale to Dido;
446. 'twas . . . Dido: it was the story that Aeneas told to Dido.

447   and thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of
447. and . . . especially: and specially that part of it.

448   Priam's slaughter: if it live in your memory, begin
448. Priam's slaughter: the slaying of Priam, the elderly King of Troy.

449   at this line—let me see, let me see:
450   "The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast—"
450. Pyrrhus: cruel son of Achilles Hyrcanian beast: i.e., a ferocious tiger.

451   'Tis not so: it begins with Pyrrhus:
452   "The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
452. sable: black. The Greeks hiding in the Trojan horse blackened their skin to camouflage themselves.

453   Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
454   When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
454. lay couched: i.e., hidden, waiting in ambush. 
the ominous horse: i.e., the Trojan horse.

455   Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
456   With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
455-456. smear'd . . . dismal: i.e., smeared over with horrifying blood.

457   Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
457. gules: Heraldic term for "blood red."  trick'd: adorned.

458   With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
459   Bak'd and impasted with the parching streets,
459. Bak'd: caked.  impasted: crusted.  with the parching streets: i.e., by the heat from the burning streets.

460   That lend a tyrannous and damned light
461   To their lord's murder. Roasted in wrath and fire,
461. their lord's murder: Priam's murder.

462   And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
462. o'er-sized: covered over as with a coat of sizing or glue.  coagulate gore: i.e., clotted blood.

463   With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
463. carbuncles: deep-red jewels which shine in the dark.

464   Old grandsire Priam seeks."
465   So, proceed you.
465. So, proceed you: i.e., pick up where I left off.


      POLONIUS
466   'Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent
466-467. with good accent and good discretion: i.e., intelligently, meaningfully.

467   and good discretion.

      First Player
468   "Anon he finds him
468. Anon: quickly.

469   Striking too short at Greeks; his antique sword,
470   Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
471   Repugnant to command. Unequal match'd,
471. Repugnant: disobedient [to Priam's control].  Unequal match'd: i.e., facing a foe not equal to him.

472   Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage strikes wide;
472. strikes wide: misses.

473   But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
473. fell: cruel, deadly.

474   The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
474. unnerved: drained of strength.  senseless: insensible.  Ilium: the central tower of Troy.

475   Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
476   Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash
476. Stoops to his base: falls to its foundation.

477   Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword,
478   Which was declining on the milky head
478. declining on: coming down on.

479   Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
480   So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,
480. painted: i.e., painted in a picture.

481   And like a neutral to his will and matter,
481. like a neutral to his will and matter: i.e., poised midway between intention and action.

482   Did nothing.
483   But, as we often see, against some storm,
483. against: just before.

484   A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
484. rack: mass of clouds.

485   The bold winds speechless and the orb below
486   As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
487   Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
487. region: sky.

488   Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work;
489   And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
489. Cyclops: one-eyed giants who worked in Vulcan's smithy, where armor was made for the gods.

490   On Mars's armor forged for proof eterne
490. proof eterne: eternal invincibility.

491   With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
491. remorse: pity.  bleeding: dripping blood.

492   Now falls on Priam.
493. strumpet: slut. Lady Fortune was often called a strumpet, because she grants favors to all, regardless of their worth.
493   Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
494   In general synod take away her power;
494. In general synod: i.e., by unanimous consent.

495   Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
495. fellies: rims.  her wheel: Fortune's wheel. ...more

496   And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
496. nave: hub.

497   As low as to the fiends!"

      POLONIUS
498   This is too long.

      HAMLET
499   It shall to the barber's, with your beard. Prithee,
500   say on: he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he
500. jig: comic song and dance performed after a play.  tale of bawdry: raunchy story.

501   sleeps: say on: come to Hecuba.

      First Player
502   "But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen—"
502. mobled: muffled, hastily wrapped up.


      HAMLET
503   "The mobled queen?"

      POLONIUS
504   That's good; "mobled queen" is good.

      First Player
505   "Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
506   With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
505-506. threatening . . . rheum: i.e., weeping so much that it seemed she would extinguish the flames with her blinding tears.  clout: cloth.

507   Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
508   About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins,
508. o'er-teemed: worn out by childbearing. Hecuba bore most of Priam's fifty sons.

509   A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
510   Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd,
511   'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have pronounced.
511. state: rule, government.

512   But if the gods themselves did see her then
513   When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
514   In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
514. mincing with his sword her husband's limbs: Marlowe, in Dido, Queen of Carthage, writes that Pyrrhus cut off Priam's hands before killing him.

515   The instant burst of clamor that she made,
516   Unless things mortal move them not at all,
517   Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
517. made milch the burning eyes of heaven: i.e., made the blazing stars weep milky tears.

518   And passion in the gods."
518. passion: grief.


      POLONIUS
519   Look, whether he has not turned his color and has
519. Look, whether he has not turned his color: i.e., Look how he has gone pale.

520   tears in's eyes. Prithee no more.

      HAMLET
521   'Tis well: I'll have thee speak out the rest soon.
522   Good my lord, will you see the players well
523   bestow'd? Do you hear, let them be well us'd; for
523. bestow'd: lodged.  us'd: treated.

524   they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the
524. abstract: summary account.

525   time: after your death you were better have a bad
526   epitaph than their ill report while you live.

      POLONIUS
527   My lord, I will use them according to their
528   desert.

      HAMLET
529   God's bodykin, man, much better: use every
529. God's bodykin: by God's (Christ's) little body. This is a humorous oath.

530   man after his desert, and who should 'scape
531   whipping? Use them after your own honor
531. after: according to.

532   and dignity: the less they deserve, the more
533   merit is in your bounty. Take them in.

      POLONIUS
534   Come, sirs.

      HAMLET
535   Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play
536   tomorrow.

           [Exit POLONIUS with all the Players
            but the First.]

537   Dost thou hear me, old friend; can you
538   play the Murder of Gonzago?

      First Player
539   Ay, my lord.

      HAMLET
540   We'll ha't tomorrow night. You could,
540. ha't: have it; see it.

541   for a need, study a speech of some dozen
541. for need: if necessary.  study: memorize.

542   or sixteen lines, which I would set down
543   and insert in't, could you not?

      First Player
544   Ay, my lord.

      HAMLET
545   Very well. Follow that lord; and look you mock him not.
545. that lord: i.e. Polonius.


           [Exit First Player.]

546   My good friends, I'll leave you till night: you are
547   welcome to Elsinore.

      ROSENCRANTZ
548   Good my lord!

      HAMLET
549   Ay, so, God buy to you.
549. God buy to you: God be with you; goodbye.


           Exeunt [ROSENCRANTZ and
           GUILDENSTERN].

                                         Now I am alone.
550   O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
551   Is it not monstrous that this player here,
552   But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
553   Could force his soul so to his own conceit
553. conceit: imaginative conception.

554   That from her working all his visage wann'd,
554. from her working all his visage wann'd: i.e., as a result of the soul's efforts his whole face grew pale.

555   Tears in his eyes, distraction in his aspect,
556   A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
556-557. his whole function suiting / With forms to his conceit: i.e., his whole being responding with actions and expressions corresponding to his imaginative conception.

557   With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
558   For Hecuba!
559   What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
560   That he should weep for her? What would he do,
561   Had he the motive and the cue for passion
562   That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
563   And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
563. cleave . . . ear: split the ears of all who heard him.

564   Make mad the guilty and appall the free,
564. free: innocent.

565   Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
566   The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
566. The very . . . ears: i.e., sight and hearing.

567   A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
567. muddy-mettled: dull-spirited.  peak: mope.

568   Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
568. John-a-dreams: a sleepy, dreaming slacker.  unpregnant of my cause: not brought to life by my mission.

569   And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
570   Upon whose property and most dear life
570. property: i.e., the crown of Denmark.

571   A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
571. defeat: destruction.

572   Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
573   Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
574   Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat,
575   As deep as to the lungs? who does me this?
574-575. gives me ... lungs: i.e., calls me a pathological liar.

576   Ha! 'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be
576. 'swounds: by God's (Christ's) wounds.  I should take it: i.e., I should accept all these insults [because I deserve them].

577   But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
578   To make oppression bitter, or ere this
577-578. I . . . bitter: i.e., I have a nature that is not capable of resenting wrongs.

579   I should have fatted all the region kites
580   With this slave's offal. Bloody, bawdy villain!
579-580. fatted all the region kites / With this slave's offal

581   Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
581. kindless: unnatural.

582   O, vengeance!
583   Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave,
583. most brave: i.e., ridiculous and cowardly.  "Brave" meant both brave and handsome, but Hamlet is being sarcastic.

584   That I, the son of a dear father murder'd,
585   Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
586   Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
587   And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,
587. drab: whore.

588   A scullion! Fie upon't! foh!
588. scullion: i.e., a foul-mouthed dishwasher.

589   About, my brain! Hum — I have heard
589. About, my brain!: i.e., turn about, my brain, and get to work.

590   That guilty creatures sitting at a play
591   Have by the very cunning of the scene
591. cunning of the scene: skillful performance of a scene.

592   Been struck so to the soul that presently
592. presently: at once; then and there.

593   They have proclaim'd their malefactions;
593. proclaim'd their malefactions: revealed their misdeeds [via their spontaneous reactions].

594   For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
595   With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
595. organ: means of communication.

596   Play something like the murder of my father
597   Before mine uncle. I'll observe his looks;
598   I'll tent him to the quick. If he but blench,
598. tent him to the quick: probe him to his vital core.  blench: flinch.

599   I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
600   May be the devil, and the devil hath power
601   To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps
602   Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
603   As he is very potent with such spirits,
603. As . . . spirits: i.e., because he has great influence on those who have a temperament such as mine.

604   Abuses me to damn me. I'll have grounds
604. Abuses: deludes.  If the Ghost is deceiving Hamlet about King Claudius' guilt, and Hamlet kills him, Hamlet would be a murderer, and therefore damned.

605   More relative than this: the play's the thing
606   Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

           Exit.